So this is a first in our house, ever. Last night Lauren, Dan, and I were playing Trouble at the dining room table. Alli was sitting next to me and Brooke was bopping around the room. All of a sudden this unfolds:
A:"Mommy, I chew a kerter."
Me:"What babe?"
A: Now freaking, "I chew a kerter."
Me: "What babe?"
Dan: "Alli, did you say you chewed a quarter?"
A: Now sobbing, "yes."
Dan: Jumping up, running around the table, picking Alli up, running over to the couch, looking at the with terror in his eyes, "Oh my God baby!"
A: Screaming, crying.
Dan: Still looking at me with terror on his face, "Well, aren't you going to do something?"
Me: "What's there to do?"
Dan: "Dammit, she swallowed a quarter, do something!" Now he's turning her over, pounding on her back.
Me: "Dan, stop it, don't hit her back for crying out loud!"
Dan: "I've got to get it out."
Alli: Upside down, still crying, "Mommy!"
Me: "Dan put her down! She's screaming and crying, it's already all the way down. You don't want to bring it back up, then it can get stuck!"
Dan: Putting Alli down, "Are you sure, what if it is stuck?"
Me: "It's down, listen to her, she's fine. Alli, why in the world would you put a quarter in your mouth?"
Alli: Still crying, "I don't know."
Me: "Well, you know it comes out when you poop."
Alli: Finally calm, "O.K."
Dan: "Elaine, you're going to have to watch for it."
Me: "Yeah, that MIGHT happen."
So.... I was curious, I had to look this morning. I glanced, not really inspected the package in the toilet, nothing that I could see. I guess we'll chalk that .25 piece up as a loss! I hope Alli learned her lesson. Ahhhh, the joys of motherhood!!
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What a riot!!!
That's so funny! Don't most kids start out with the pennys? I think it's funny Dan had her upside down like a piggy bank!
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